Eat The Turnbuckle "Step In The Fucking Ring" CD

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Have you ever watched an insanely violent pro-wrestling match where guys get wrapped in barb wire, thrown through tables, beaten with chairs and smashed in the face with fluorescent lightbulbs? Sure you have. But have you ever watched them play guitars and drums at the same time? Didn't think so. Motley Crue should be ashamed of themselves and their name. Not, of course for the obvious reasons, but because there is a REAL crew of ruffians out there called Eat The Turnbuckle that would rip them a pair of new assholes each, steal their women/money, eat their cocaine and rock them back up underneath Satan's fingernail from whence they came! This terrifying gang of thugs is composed of six psychiatrically questionable weirdos from the streets of Philadelphia that come from an AIDS infected bloodline of bands from the likes of Bad Luck 13 Riot Extravaganza, Call The Paramedics, Javelina and Hellblock 6, just to name a few. So you can imagine what this sounds like, right? A total shit-storm assault of violent and unapologetic Scum-Punk-Hardcore-Death Match-Rock and Roll! This album is filled with those classic East Coast breakdowns, gallops and gang vocals that we all expect. However, this isn't some generic slab to be overlooked. Not only does ETT combine all the good influences from the East Coast rock n' roll underground, they up the ante with an extremely dangerous and entertaining stage show. If you've ever seen a Call The Paramedics or Bad Luck 13 show, this shouldn't be news to you. Barb wire, staple guns, fire, pro-wrestling-style stunts, and oceans of REAL blood. This band's existence is a tribute to the Gods of professional wresting which is clearly evident throughout this whole recording with samples from your favorite wrestling stars and an incredible introduction from ring announcer Mr. LARRY LEGEND himself! Even the cover art features two wrestlers stabbing the shit out of each other with a fork! So if you ever get a chance to see these crazy-fucks live, don't expect to be an innocent bystander. "You Better Bring A Fucking Helmet" along with your wallet to the show and make an appointment with your physician for the next morning because these guys live up to everything they sing about, which is rare in punk/metal bands these days. Rail up some nose candy, grab a makeshift weapon, lace up your boots, put on your cape and STEP IN THE FUCKING RING!

First pressing of 1,000 professionally packaged, replicated CDs. Shrink-wrapped in a standard size jewel case.

Check out the video below: "FALLS COUNT ANYWHERE" from the debut "Step In The Fucking Ring" CD!


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